Guards Reading Prisoners Mail

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "Dear Husband, You wouldn't believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the entire back garden."

The prisoner wrote another letter back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."

Takut isteri

Ada isu bahwa sebagian besar menteri kabinet di suatu negara ternyata takut sama isterinya. Presiden ingin mengetahui kebenaran isu yang menggemparkan itu. Dalam rapat kabinet terbatas presiden meminta menteri-menteri yang merasa takut sama isterinya untuk pindah duduk di sebelah kanan sang presiden. Tanpa ba-bi-bu, seluruh menteri pindah duduknya di sebelah kanan presiden, kecuali si menteri pertahanan. Semua yang hadir di situ kaget dan curiga. Saking pengin taunya, menteri dalam negeri nanya: Mendagri : " Mister Menhankan, kenapa anda tidak pindah kemari ? " Menhankam : " Karena,.... tadi pagi isteri saya pesan, agar saya jangan suka ngikutin yang lain ". Seluruh peserta: " ? ? ? ? ? ? ? "